i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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