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(773): View more from Illinois

hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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(863): View more from Florida

you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just woke up to me licking the dognuts

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You mean Doughnuts?

(602): View more from Arizona

......No :(

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?

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