go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.