Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize