Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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