if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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