Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...