The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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