but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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