it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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