Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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