its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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