my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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