East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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