Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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