what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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