Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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