In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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