Buhtt sex?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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