so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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