My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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