But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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