I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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