'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How external is "for external use only"?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
