Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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