Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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