i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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