My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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