I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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