Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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