I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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