but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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