She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
there is glitter all over my balls
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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