i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
