Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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