I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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