Duck Duck Cougar?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
dude. I can hear the air.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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