sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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