well you can't waste a boner
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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