Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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