dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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