Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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