You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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