Midget sex pt 2 tonight
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
