I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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