You can't motorboat a personality
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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