If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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