Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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