at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize