u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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