I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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