This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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