No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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