I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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