Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my sisters under your porch take her home
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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